Couch Cruiser Prints

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Low-Energy Drinks

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Mr. Punch in Venice

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

French Early Bird

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'Ah, business as usual.'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Fighting Gondoliers.

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Hank had been asleep for hours, but amazingly his clicker finger kept going.

You finished Netflix

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

'Tonight, one of you is going home.'