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French Early Bird

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Walkers

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Tree Squirrel

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Car Journey.

Just in time

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

Fighting Gondoliers.

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

Sports car.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).