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'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Southwark Fair.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Walkers

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Breakthrough

French Early Bird

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Tree Squirrel

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Car Journey.

Just in time

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

Caution - Poet at work

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 5

BANG! (Duck hunter hunting very small ducks.

Scarecrow

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

'Boy, that is one old Turkey.'