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Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Walkers

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Get on with it!

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Tree Squirrel

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Just in time

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

Car Journey.

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

That's the worst case of 'cow arse' I've seen in a child!

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!