Countryside Cruiser Gifts

French Early Bird

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Mr. Punch in Venice

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Walkers

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Tree Squirrel

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Just in time

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Car Journey.

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

Fighting Gondoliers.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

Sports car.