Country Cruiser Gifts

Heart of America or Bypass

On The Plus Side.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Mr. Punch in Venice

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

French Early Bird

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Fighting Gondoliers.

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Hiker's right of way.

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

Sports car.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

Employee Parking. The only way my boss practices "top-down" management is by driving a convertible.

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'