Caravan Cruiser Gifts

Witch with a mobile home on her broomstick.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

French Early Bird

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

The Day Dreamer.

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

Ecstatic caravan

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Pets on holiday.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

Fighting Gondoliers.

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

Sports car.

a good caravan holiday is not just about who can show the best gadget

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Failed mobile home designs

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

Arctic Caravan Breaks

Employee Parking. The only way my boss practices "top-down" management is by driving a convertible.

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'