Course Cruiser Gifts

Golfing with God: I shot at 85 today. Hey, I shot an 18

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

French Early Bird

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

For sale - Used only Once.

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Golfers lost on the road

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

Fighting Gondoliers.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

'Good news... I got the venue changed to Florida.'

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

Ignore him he's just showing off

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."

Heart of America or Bypass

'University tenure, now there's a sweet gig.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'

"Yes, you can marry my daughter, as long as you get out of the way, please."