Course Cruiser Gifts

Golfing with God: I shot at 85 today. Hey, I shot an 18

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Mr. Punch in Venice

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

French Early Bird

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

For sale - Used only Once.

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

Golfers lost on the road

Fighting Gondoliers.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

'Good news... I got the venue changed to Florida.'

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

Ignore him he's just showing off

Heart of America or Bypass

'University tenure, now there's a sweet gig.'

'What's your fish finder say?'