Canal Cruisers Gifts

Venice Emergency Plumbing Service

Struggling gondolier

Cimafunk

Mr. Punch in Venice

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

French Early Bird

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Fighting Gondoliers.

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Pucker up!

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

"I suggest we either move the chair further inland, or get a higher chair."

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

Marriage Guidance / Travel Agent

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

Ignore him he's just showing off

"Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good."

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

Heart of America or Bypass

Meh, I've been on higher.

Witch with a mobile home on her broomstick.

'What's your fish finder say?'