Canal Cruisers Mugs

Venice Emergency Plumbing Service

Struggling gondolier

Mr. Punch in Venice

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

French Early Bird

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Fighting Gondoliers.

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Pucker up!

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

Marriage Guidance / Travel Agent

Ignore him he's just showing off

"Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good."

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

Heart of America or Bypass

Witch with a mobile home on her broomstick.

'What's your fish finder say?'

'I take it that this will be your first visit to Venice?'