Cart Cruisers Mugs

Why golf carts only seat two.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Fighting Gondoliers.

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

"Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good."

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

Heart of America or Bypass

Ignore him he's just showing off

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

Witch with a mobile home on her broomstick.

'What's your fish finder say?'

'How was your ski trip?'

Venice Emergency Plumbing Service

'I take it that this will be your first visit to Venice?'

'I'll bet you fifty dollars that you can't stop gambling' Colour

''We're getting too far from shore,' I say. 'Trust me, I'm a professional,' he says.'