Coastal Cruiser Mugs

"Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good."

Local Knowledge

Try me/try me/try me...

Mr. Punch in Venice

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

French Early Bird

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Fighting Gondoliers.

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

Sports car.

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

The Puffin Restaurant: Today's special - regurgitated sand eels

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."