Canine Cruisers Gifts

'Get with it, pal! Nobody walks anymore!'

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Angel doing the hula hoop.

It's a Dog's life

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Fighting Gondoliers.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Bargeman on a canal boat.

"I think he's lost."

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

Sports car.

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Ignore him he's just showing off

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

Heart of America or Bypass

"Imagine yourself: driving up the coast, the top down, tears streaming down your face because your wife had no choice but to kick you out, this time for good."

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'