Cruiser Gifts

"60 really is the new 40."

Cimafunk

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Mr. Punch in Venice

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'See you in two weeks!'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

Lifesaver!

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"Ticket and passport, please."

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

The Desert Island Package

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'