Cruiser Pillows

"60 really is the new 40."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Mr. Punch in Venice

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'See you in two weeks!'

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

Lifesaver!

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

"Ticket and passport, please."

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

The Desert Island Package

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'It always great to get away from it all.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'