Cruising Pillows

Santa Cruise

"A 40 day cruise? Just the two of us without the kids? Oh, Harold, This'll be the best vacation ever! I hope it doesn't rain!"

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

"Let's not ruin this moment by enjoying it."

'The tip of the iceberg.'

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

Kid to kid about boat: 'Must be one of those charter schools I keep hearing about.'

A cruise ship parks as part of birthday cake.

"We're interested in ocean cruises. The Atlantic for me and the Pacific for him."

First class only raft.

"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

'I wanted an exotic cruise, George wanted the usual caravanning holiday, so we compromised.'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Captain leaves sinking ship.

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"He's full of duty free liquor - should I declare him?"

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

'The nerve! We're only three hours late!'

'Do ships 'like this' sink very often? No madam, only once!'

"So did you folks have a nice vacation?"

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

"That Romantic Cruise sounds good, but what do you suggest for my husband's vacation?"

'Ten minutes after leaving Southampton, the Queen Mary 2 arrives in Fort Lauderdale.'

'Going anywhere nice?'

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

Boat to the Horizon.

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

'Feeling a little sick, dear?'

"Mmm, my favourite! Eggs over easy, lightly poached salmon with a wild mushroom sauce."

"I warned you not to argue with the captain."

"You call this a knot?"

Viking River Raids

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise