Cruise Pillows

"Hooray! Here comes the iceberg!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Mr. Punch in Venice

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'See you in two weeks!'

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

Lifesaver!

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

"Ticket and passport, please."

The Desert Island Package

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'It always great to get away from it all.'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Skiing at Sea

Tom Cruise

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."