Canine Cruisers T-Shirts

'Get with it, pal! Nobody walks anymore!'

Cimafunk

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

It's a Dog's life

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

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Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"I think he's lost."

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Bargeman on a canal boat.

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

Fighting Gondoliers.

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

Sports car.

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

Employee Parking. The only way my boss practices "top-down" management is by driving a convertible.

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

"I suggest we either move the chair further inland, or get a higher chair."

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

Heart of America or Bypass

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'