Canal Cruiser Pillows

''We're getting too far from shore,' I say. 'Trust me, I'm a professional,' he says.'

'No Jean, hardly anyone stops to watch us operate the locks any more since Reg introduced his 'pay to view' system...'

'Luigi's paranoid about global warming.'

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

Bargeman on a canal boat.

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Bridge Opens for a Paper Boat

Well that explains the steering problems I've been experiencing for the past two miles...

Fighting Gondoliers.

'It IS old fashioned Cynthia, but Reg reckons it is quicker than getting an ASBO...'

'I take it that this will be your first visit to Venice?'

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

'Hey, Mac, which way is it to Capistrano?'

Ignore him he's just showing off

'Reg, check on Mother please. She's gone very quiet in the toilet...'

'Reg is on the opposite side delivering his 'welcome to the cut of doom' speech to a new boater....yes I do think he fears change dear...'

Something tells me these guys are going to be here for more than half an hour....

Rural Thug

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

French Early Bird

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .