Continental Explorer Gifts

Man commenting on his liking for the continent

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Local Knowledge

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Try me/try me/try me...

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Then what happened?"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

Plasma Ball

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Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"