Continental Explorer Gifts

Man commenting on his liking for the continent

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Local Knowledge

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Try me/try me/try me...

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Then what happened?"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

Mars Poppins

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

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