Celestial Explorer Gifts

'This is awkward.'

"Wow - you should've been out there! That meteor shower was spectacular!!"

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

Gods plays golf with the earth.

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

FSBO Heaven

Angelnaut

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

On the bright side, Luther could now distinguish between meteors and meteorites.

'It's not boring. As a matter of fact, I may have just found your G spot!'

"Your wife says you will be over the Moon if it's a boy - have you considered Venus if it's a girl?"

'We've been recieving Earth's TV evangelists for years.'

Angels playing tennis.

'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Angel Catches A Devil

After travelling mroe than 3,000,000,000 miles the spacecraft 'New Horizons' zups past Pluto... ... and continues on."

'Of course it all makes you seem tiny, Alfred - You are tiny!'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Johannes Kepler

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

Astronomy Museum. Jupiter. Next week: Mars. This model spins just like the real thing. And we change the planet displayed every week. Rotating exhibits!

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

"Yeah, it works, but you still shouldn't have forgotten the flag!"

Jupiter and Saturn Christmas Decorations

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

The Star Gazer

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'