Celestial Explorers Gifts

'Beat it'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Oh, crap.'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

Mars Poppins

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"