Divine Explorers Gifts

Science And Religion

'Oh, crap.'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'Your future looks charming.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Airports.

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

You are everywhere.

'Beat it'

Wiccapedia.

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

Religious toilets.

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

Angel book with feather falling out of it

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

Moses Lost in the Desert....Year 40

"I'm going to India to find myself..."

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

'Does it come with any Apps'

'No other gods before him? - What about multiculturalism?'

'Well, so much for the 'no new commandments' pledge!'

Well, what did you think they were all praying to?

"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."

'Who was Noah's wife?'

Malcolm Muggeridge

"NOW are you ready to renounce your sinful ways?"