Divine Explorers Pillows

Science And Religion

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'Your future looks charming.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Airports.

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

You are everywhere.

Wiccapedia.

Religious toilets.

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

Angel book with feather falling out of it

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

"I'm going to India to find myself..."

'Does it come with any Apps'

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

'Well, so much for the 'no new commandments' pledge!'

'No other gods before him? - What about multiculturalism?'

'Who was Noah's wife?'

'Hey! I hope you got clean feet - we have to swim in this.'