Divine Distance Explorer Pillows

"If that's humankind, I'm not here!"

The fate of the emigrant

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"It will be all your fault."

'Okay - who leaked?'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"I thought it was deeper here."

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

You are everywhere.

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

Religious toilets.

"I'll be right back."

Yahweh/Your Way

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

Angel book with feather falling out of it

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

'What a twist of fate!'

'Does it come with any Apps'

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

'Late husband.'

'Well, so much for the 'no new commandments' pledge!'

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

Heaven - "You are here" sign.

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

'You are here.'

'So, how does my future look?'

Time-space convergence ahead.

'Are you here for the zipline experience?'

"Check-in" "Elite check-in"

"Got any ID?"