Divine Distance Explorer Prints

The fate of the emigrant

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"It will be all your fault."

'Okay - who leaked?'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

"I thought it was deeper here."

You are everywhere.

"I'll be right back."

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

Religious toilets.

Yahweh/Your Way

Angel book with feather falling out of it

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

'What a twist of fate!'

'Does it come with any Apps'

'Well, so much for the 'no new commandments' pledge!'

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

'Late husband.'

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

'So, how does my future look?'

Heaven - "You are here" sign.

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

'You are here.'

Time-space convergence ahead.

'Are you here for the zipline experience?'

'Father, I think the Lord has forsaken me, all I get is his voicemail.'

'Oh, here we go. Thanks!'