Heavenly Explorers Pillows

"Not the God I expected."

"Good game."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

Parachuting bishop.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Airports.

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

You are everywhere.

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

"Only an astronomer would describe a star that's 30 trillion miles away as 'right next door'."

Angel book with feather falling out of it

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

Honeyhuman Suite

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."