Heavenly Exploration Pillows

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Good game."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Parachuting bishop.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Airports.

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

Anubis loved his evening rides.

You are everywhere.

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

"I've made a discovery about our universe! It turns out you aren't the center of it Tim."

'Would you watch where you're going already.'

Angel book with feather falling out of it

"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

'Late husband.'

A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth.

Planet Earth Goes Round Sun At 67,000 MPH.

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

"Not the God I expected."

"My religion makes sense if you want it to."

'You are here.'

Bored Angels: 'Now what?'

"I've looked under 'good', 'old boy', and 'good old boy' and you're not here."

'Are you here for the zipline experience?'