Heavenly Exploration Mugs

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Good game."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Parachuting bishop.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Ok, ok, last page.

Airports.

Anubis loved his evening rides.

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

You are everywhere.

'Beat it'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

"I've made a discovery about our universe! It turns out you aren't the center of it Tim."

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

Angel book with feather falling out of it

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

'Would you watch where you're going already.'

"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

"They said you can't take it with you. . . and you believed them?"

Planet Earth Goes Round Sun At 67,000 MPH.

A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth.

'Late husband.'

'You are here.'

"Just between you and me, the universe would move in much less mysterious ways if the spark plugs and the oil were changed on a half-way regular basis."

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

"My religion makes sense if you want it to."

Bored Angels: 'Now what?'

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

"Not the God I expected."

"Actually, I've got a bit of a knotty problem myself..."

"I've looked under 'good', 'old boy', and 'good old boy' and you're not here."