Heavenly Explorer Mugs

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'Are you here for the zipline experience?'

"Check-in" "Elite check-in"

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

"Good game."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Big Bang Theory.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Slinky Cow World

A man looks up at the earth

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'