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'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'Are you here for the zipline experience?'

"Check-in" "Elite check-in"

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"Good game."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Big Bang Theory.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Slinky Cow World

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

A man looks up at the earth

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

Emergency exit into Space

Beyond the known and the unknown.