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Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Oh, this? It's just my copy of '1,001 Places to See Now That You're Dead'."

"Good game."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Parachuting bishop.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

Church: Open Sundays

'Peace on...peace on...good heavens! Where are we?!'

"Free why-fi.”

'What did He do before he was God?'

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

Geese and Angels

"Holy water, holy water...."

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

Cherub on a cloud

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

Life on cloud 8

You are everywhere.

"On a nice sunny day like today, you'd think some of the dark matter would be visible."

Astronaut