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Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Oh, this? It's just my copy of '1,001 Places to See Now That You're Dead'."

"Good game."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Parachuting bishop.

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

We're With Stupid

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"Space wants to kill you."

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"How may I be of service?"

"Holy water, holy water...."

Geese and Angels

Cherub on a cloud

"Free why-fi.”

'Peace on...peace on...good heavens! Where are we?!'

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

Church: Open Sundays

'What did He do before he was God?'

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

Life on cloud 8

"On a nice sunny day like today, you'd think some of the dark matter would be visible."