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'You are here.'

"Good game."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

Parachuting bishop.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

SOE (South Of Earth)

Surfing alien.

Cherub on a cloud

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

I'm not sure but my guess is that it's one of the Sandwich Islands.

Arrow Church

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Heavenly Ships

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

'Location, location, location.'

'Late husband.'

'Say, Fred...'

"Life"

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."

Priest sees 'one way' sign point upwards toward heaven.

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

'Damned tourists.'

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

"I'm from the agency. . ."