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"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

"Good game."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Parachuting bishop.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Airports.

Cherub on a cloud

Surfing alien.

SOE (South Of Earth)

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Arrow Church

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

Heavenly Ships

'Location, location, location.'

Scientist collects star as it falls out of telescope

'Say, Fred...'

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."

Heavenly Desert Islands.

'Damned tourists.'

Exactly what does it take to get you to pull over and ask for directions?

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

"I'm afraid we don't accept bribes here, sir."

'You are here.'

"Not the God I expected."

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."