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'Late husband.'

Heaven

"Good game."

Big Bang Theory.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Slinky Cow World

A man looks up at the earth

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

The Big Tipper

Beyond the known and the unknown.

Emergency exit into Space

"Space exploration"

Musical Web

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Parachuting bishop.

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."