Heaven Explorer T-Shirts

'Late husband.'

Heaven

"Good game."

Big Bang Theory.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

A man looks up at the earth

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Slinky Cow World

Emergency exit into Space

Beyond the known and the unknown.

The Big Tipper

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Musical Web

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Space exploration"

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Parachuting bishop.

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'