Heaven And Hell Explorer T-Shirts

"I've looked under 'good', 'old boy', and 'good old boy' and you're not here."

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Out To Lurch

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Reflection (with bubbles)

Don't Take No For an Answer

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

Because his educational background had not included training in psychology...

Anubis loved his evening rides.

"I've got to go now. I've got patients of my own to see."

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

Heaven and Hell

Don Giovanni

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

Wine...Spirits...

DNA Analysis

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

The shadow

A boast of ghosts

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

Devil paints God.

Nude beach / Stripped of all pretense beach.

Beware of cat