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"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Welcome to Halfway House where all the decisions are made."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Anything good on tonight?'

Heavenly meetings.

Heaven and Hell

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

'What's the wi-fi like?'

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

Clown angel seeing balloon shaped clouds.

'Just pretend they're not here. They're my transition team.'

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

"Welcome Home Karol. We have Piroshk, and good music for you..."

'Do you want fries and a coke with this?'

"The lost password department's that way."

"We only have the Bible."