Heaven And Hell Enthusiast Gifts

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Welcome to Halfway House where all the decisions are made."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Best Seller of All Times...The Holy Bible:'No fair. You're creating your own readers.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

Heavenly meetings.

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"Say what you like about Hell, at least they have solid floors."

Heaven and Hell

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'What's the wi-fi like?'

'I knew I should've used the fluorescent golf balls.'

"The lost password department's that way."

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

Clown angel seeing balloon shaped clouds.

"We only have the Bible."

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'