Heaven And Hell Gifts

Heaven and Hell

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

Zagat Rated.

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

"I don't see HIS name on it."

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"The wings are addictive."

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

'And my board approved this?'

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"I opted for the upgrades."

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'