Heaven And Hell Buff Gifts

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

The first birthday gift.

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

Hymns - Optional Extras

Heaven and Hell

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

"Lovely weather for it."

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

A boast of ghosts

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'I don't have the patience for this problem.'

Crescent moon...left - handed crescent moon

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'

Achilles needs first aid.

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

Light Artillery

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

Friends.

It may work, but it's considered lazy and unprofessional.

"I've looked under 'good', 'old boy', and 'good old boy' and you're not here."

End of the World Magazine: Special 25th Anniversary Issue!

'Five years ago we offered Professor Lang unlimited resources to create the perfect deterrent. Today, I'm happy to say...' 'Uh-Oh!'

The mailing lists you're on says who you are

"Welcome to Halfway House where all the decisions are made."

Under Attack.