Heaven And Hell Buff T-Shirts

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Hymns - Optional Extras

Heaven and Hell

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

The first birthday gift.

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

"Lovely weather for it."

A boast of ghosts

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

Crescent moon...left - handed crescent moon

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

'I don't have the patience for this problem.'

Achilles needs first aid.

'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

Light Artillery

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

Friends.

"I've looked under 'good', 'old boy', and 'good old boy' and you're not here."

'Five years ago we offered Professor Lang unlimited resources to create the perfect deterrent. Today, I'm happy to say...' 'Uh-Oh!'

The mailing lists you're on says who you are

End of the World Magazine: Special 25th Anniversary Issue!

"Welcome to Halfway House where all the decisions are made."

Under Attack.