Angel And Devil Buffs T-Shirts

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Are we there yet?'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Heaven and Hell

And on this day, God created children.

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

Wilderness GPS

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

"I don't know how to say this but I've found someone else."

"I didn't say, 'Abandon sheep'."

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

Crescent moon...left - handed crescent moon

'I was on my way to a costume party when it happened...'

Moses as a kid.

"Still not sure why Moses wanted a flint knife, or what exactly circumcision is..."

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

Achilles needs first aid.

'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'

Loch Ness Monster: Silly Ness, Busi Ness, Sexy Ness.

"Flip you for the top bunk."

'I'm going back as a ghost. It's time to give something back to the community.'

It may work, but it's considered lazy and unprofessional.

"File for an extension. . . Actually, that's a good idea."

Suddenly...something seemed to be funny.

"Sorry - Going Down."

He' not a quitter - I

End of the World Magazine: Special 25th Anniversary Issue!

What are the ethics of teaching ethics in school?

"Hate to say I told you so!"