Angel And Devil Buffs Pillows

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Are we there yet?'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

And on this day, God created children.

Heaven and Hell

Wilderness GPS

"I don't know how to say this but I've found someone else."

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

'I was on my way to a costume party when it happened...'

"Still not sure why Moses wanted a flint knife, or what exactly circumcision is..."

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

Crescent moon...left - handed crescent moon

'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'

Achilles needs first aid.

'I'm going back as a ghost. It's time to give something back to the community.'

Loch Ness Monster: Silly Ness, Busi Ness, Sexy Ness.

"Flip you for the top bunk."

"File for an extension. . . Actually, that's a good idea."

End of the World Magazine: Special 25th Anniversary Issue!

Suddenly...something seemed to be funny.

"Sorry - Going Down."

What are the ethics of teaching ethics in school?

"Hate to say I told you so!"

"It's not what I expected."