Angel Buffs Pillows

It may work, but it's considered lazy and unprofessional.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

TSA Noah

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'Are we there yet?'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."