Angel Buffs Prints

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

TSA Noah

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Are we there yet?'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."