Divinity Buffs Pillows

'The Turin Cow'.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Ten Commandments

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

The Final Selfie

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Hymns - Optional Extras

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

'Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing...'

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

World Religions 101. Today's lecture is about minor denominations --- Stop calling it "sects education"!

Bertram de Born (The Divine Comedy).

"No, I'm pretty sure it'd red for a cold and white for a fever."

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

Easter Bunny crushed by tomb stone.

'You never had it so good! Just wait! You'll come crawling back to me!'

'You know, you shouldn't make the evolutionary jump from water to land until an hour after you eat.'

' Of course you can see your lawyer..Here he is.'

"Why do eras always end on Friday the 13th?"

Do you want to add something about not smoking?

Serf faints as apple is shot from his head by an arrow.

Crescent moon...left - handed crescent moon

"Can I interest you in nine life policies?"

'...But in case God misses something...'

'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'

"This one thread is saying that Phil NEVER saw his shadow. Spring was stolen from us!"

'Don't answer the door. It's probably Charlie Sheen.'

Danger Noodle hath no fingers to cross.

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

That wasn't very nice saying "Today is the first day of the rest of your life" to Sisyphus.

"Sorry I backed into you. I didn't see you in my mirrors."

Jesus Riding A Pegasus.

'I want to take out a restraining order against evolution!'