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'The Turin Cow'.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Ten Commandments

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

The Final Selfie

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Hymns - Optional Extras

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

'Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing...'

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

"No, I'm pretty sure it'd red for a cold and white for a fever."

Bertram de Born (The Divine Comedy).

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

'You never had it so good! Just wait! You'll come crawling back to me!'

'You know, you shouldn't make the evolutionary jump from water to land until an hour after you eat.'

' Of course you can see your lawyer..Here he is.'

Crescent moon...left - handed crescent moon

Do you want to add something about not smoking?

Serf faints as apple is shot from his head by an arrow.

"Why do eras always end on Friday the 13th?"

"Can I interest you in nine life policies?"

'...But in case God misses something...'

'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'

'Don't answer the door. It's probably Charlie Sheen.'

"This one thread is saying that Phil NEVER saw his shadow. Spring was stolen from us!"

"Well, you asked for a sign!"

Danger Noodle hath no fingers to cross.

"Sorry I backed into you. I didn't see you in my mirrors."

Jesus Riding A Pegasus.

'I want to take out a restraining order against evolution!'

"Dichos are bits of cultural wisdom that reflect upon life as it happens. Superstitions are magical rituals that fill a gap when knowledge fails. 'Even the best cook blackens her pot' is a dicho. Eating eggs with whipped cream before a big test is a super