Celestial Buff T-Shirts

Crescent moon...left - handed crescent moon

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Not now, Oliver."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Asteroid Bennu

Glimpses One Dollar

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

"You never know what will catch on!"

Elephants are finding it increasingly difficult to find unspoiled places.

Hymns - Optional Extras

Remember, what happens in Roswell, stays in Roswell.

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

Mars Rover

'I hear that earthlings have finished their space shuttle program. I hope they don't make it here. It would destroy proprty values.'

Stephen Hawking

A boast of ghosts

"No, I'm pretty sure it'd red for a cold and white for a fever."

'Einstein was right - space is curved.'

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

'Look Zork, those damn kids are 'Earthing' us!'

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Celestial Sadie, In the Western sky after sunset, Jupitor can be seen nearly aligned with Venus. What do you make of this? R. Yates. Excellent question. That reminds me of a long lost civilization, in which there was no such thing as a typo. Where no one ever hit the wrong key because they wrote letters by hand. Eventually, it became so obsessed with speed that it began typing everything, and so inconsiderate that it soon stopped bothering to proo

"All hail Lord Zog, Ruler of the Galaxy!"

"It makes you realise how small and insignificant Brian Cox is."

"And on the eighth day, God lamented the Hollywood adage 'You're only as good as your last picture.'"