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Easter Bunny crushed by tomb stone.

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

'The father the son and the holy spirit split.'

'Could you tone down your humility a bit, Brother Jerome? -- Some of the other monks are getting jealous.'

"Holy Mackerel!"

This meek will inherit the earth thing --- Will it be a structured settlement or a lump-sum payment?

World Religions 101. Today's lecture is about minor denominations --- Stop calling it "sects education"!

Jesus Shaves

Jesus Riding A Pegasus.

Adolf's Christening

St. Peter sits at desk marked 'Redemption Center'.

Do you want to add something about not smoking?

"All Super Highways lead to Rome"

'Do you sell swaddling clothes?'

Church picnic

"No, we are NOT stopping. You should have gone before we left the house."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

Chill Out Worshippers!

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Om and Ommer

Diagram of a dark matter halo around a saint.

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

Eurovision Hymn Contest

'Is it organic?'

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

'Do you have any coupons?'