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Chill Out Worshippers!

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

"What did Jesus order?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

Diagram of a dark matter halo around a saint.

Attila the Nun.

"Stupid HR says you can only fire them..."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."

'Did you keep a back up in the cloud?'